July 2012
videohall:
Dog eats traffic
holdinghandsandskimmingstones:
“I fucking hate this game.” I whisper to myself as I continue to play.
hazwards:
petition to get Scott Disick to host every award show ever
theyellowbrickroad:
who told bugs it was ok to come inside of my house this is not a hotel service you need to leave
fred-baby:
I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.
toomanylamps:
a moment of silence for people still in their rage comic phase
2 tags
iluvukrisjenner:
where the heck is everyone tonight was there a pitbull concert i didn’t know about?
coagulates:
scott disick is better than everyone
nicrouleauu:
i shouldn’t be allowed to be in the house alone because i just eat everything
turdshuffler:
July 4th ain’t nice in the hood. Sit in your bed trying to figure out which sounds are firecrackers and which ones are gunshots.
kakarikokid:
there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart
bloodcavern:
“Table for 600 please” I tell the hostess at Chilis Bar and Grill. She looks back at me terrified. I’m a spider and all my eggs have hatched.